Day 24 - Personal Assistants. Now Hiring!

I have come to the conclusion that I would love to have personal assistants all around me at all times.  I know this is not a very epic conclusion or one that holds much weight, but can you imagine what life would be like if you had someone that could do "things" for you all day long??  Here are some of the personal assistants I would like to have in my life.

Shampoo-person - How amazing would it be to wake up for work every morning and have a head/neck/scalp massage from a shampoo-girl?  I think that would be the best way to start the day.  But why stop there?  I mean I might as well wish that this shampoo-girl could blow dry my hair for me so that it has incredible volume, or curl the ends so that my hair doesn't look so darn lifeless.  You can actually go the salon and get a simple shampoo, conditioner, and style.  They charge like $30, but on those days that you are doing something fabulous, and want to look your best, it might just be worth it.  But Free is better, so if only they could live at my house and do that every day!  HAPPY GIRL.

Dental Hygienist - Wouldn't it be so nice to have a personal dental hygienist that can brush, floss, and polish your teeth for you every morning?  You would have the best looking smile without having to do any of the work.  I mean think about it, flossing your teeth feels amazing, but having to actually do it is such a pain in the rear.  It would be so great if someone who knew what they were doing just stepped in and took care of the dirty work for you!  I was having dinner with my family a few weeks back and my dad had said this same thing - he wishes that he could go to the dentist more than twice a year for a cleaning.  We love clean teeth.

Chauffeur - Although I love driving, and driving fast at that, I very much would enjoy having a persona chauffeur.  I would love to sit in the back seat, and close my eyes.  Or listen to some good music.  Or call my friends without having to worry about paying attention while driving home.  Plus, with a chauffeur, you don't have to worry about finding a parking spot when you go places.  Imagine how easy Christmas shopping would be if you didn't need to find a spot at the Nordstrom at Woodfield!!

Chef - I would love to have a personal chef that would take care of all of my meals for me.  I do love cooking!  It is becoming a stress relief, and I seek pleasure in creating meals that Mike "ooo's and ahhh's over."  But sometimes it would be nice to come home from work and not have to cook (and sometimes that is a reality when my mother-in-law or step-mom decide to share their delicious meals with us).  And the personal chef would be able to make whatever you wanted.  The cooking part isn't the part that I dislike.  It's the having to come up with a good idea and buying the groceries part that I hate. 

Personal Shopper/Stylist - Now I know this one isn't too far-fetched, given that there are personal shoppers at Neimans, but who can afford that??  It would be wonderful if there was someone out there that knew you as well as you knew yourself, and could pick out your clothes for you and your size and have them delivered to your front door.  And there could be days that I meet the personal shopper at the mall, and she helps me pick out clothes that look good one me.  I love shopping, so I wouldn't want to give that up completely, but to have someone there that could be your second set of eyes, would be awesome.

It'd be a nice dream to have all of these things - and it's amazing to me that there are people out there that have the privilege of living like this every day.  I am happy to say that I am self-sufficient, but it would be pretty sweet to not have to worry about a damn thing some day!